Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Free eye examination

PASSED. My own exam. (joke)

GIORDANO BRUNO

GIORDANO BRUNO

Later on.

Remember me? The Gift, here.

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HAND OF GOD.
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REVERSE.
REVERSE ENTROPHY.
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ETERNITY.
NEW COSMOS.
SYMPHONY NO. 1
AY.
?GIORDANO BRUNO?
- GIORDANO BRUNO.
I AM THINKING, THEREFORE I AM.
I THINK, THEREFORE I AM.
?YIPEE! I WIN! 1 WIN! 1!!! !! ! WIN! - GIORDANO BRUNO!.?
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GIORDANO BRUNO.
UNITY.
-4-WAY-3-WAY-2-WAY-1-WAY-ALLL-WAY-FEEDBACK-STABILITY-NIRVANA-LORD BUDDHA-
MR MONOPOLE, FUCKER OF BULLSHIT. RAW POWER. 100% U GUARANTEE YOURSELF. 100% TRUE.

TO THE WORLD!

YIPPE!~
THANK YOU, MASTER SIFU. THE SIFU. ^^ ~.~ :) ... .. . fianally...
THE END. -GIORDANO BRUNO.
?LKF?.
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???
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I WIN.
GIORDANO BRUNO ALWAYS WINS. PROVE IT. THE END.
THE COSMOLOGIST. NEW ONE. 820115145853... .. . ?? -GIORDANO BRUNO.
. ?? ? GIORDANO BRUNO! YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,
YOU *seriously*, !think! ?you? @KNOW@ WHO O .. WHO IS MR PIG.? PIG?????????????????? PIGGY BACKING YOU NOW! ******* ??. -LKF, PIG ITSELF.
I WIN. THE END.
SO WHERE IS THE FISH, GIORDANO BURNO? ??? ?? ? ... THE END.
1 TOW ALSO DUNNO HOW TO COUNT DIE LAH O SOHAI! ******* ****** ***** **** *** ** * * ??? ?? ? .
JOKE OF EXISTENCE... WHO IS GIORDANO BRUNO.. . ? . ..
BEHOLD! BAI BAI... .. . . .. ... GIORDANO BRUNO? ... .. . . .. ... ? ??? ?? ?

Mr Pig, the pig itself

I LOOSE

Joke of the day (TODAY)

J

New SUPAHERO~

GIORDANO BRUNO. SIFU.

JOLIN TSAI YI LING

... MY ANSWER TO YOU ... :)

AGENT J


JOLIN TSAI

Arrival of Queen Sheeba

Arrival of Queen Sheeba
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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

I AM THE VIOLATOR OF 2nd law of thermodynamics

I AM MYSELF MY OWN VIOLATOR OF 2ND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS, IDIOTS!

GOD's reply


GOD says (in PNG format):

LKF's paper submission



11:11

GOD strength Turing test
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Putting Charcoal inside Ang Pow
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-LKF, can't sign here physically though. Sorry.

Joke of the day (TODAY)

Well, actually it's...
Tadaa...
Joke of the (Planck's) day
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Some impossible facts: (which is impossible)
Deduction defeats induction

True facts: (which are true)
Geniuses DO NOT exist NOW, at this very MOMENT

.. and where is the UNDERLINE button?
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THE END.

New commandment




New commandment (it's just 1 only) from the... upper realms (to take a peek, just click me)...

1. Post a post (please refer rule number 2) about 3 most beautiful picture (not pictures, since its 3 in 1)
2. Depending on your persepective, Post a post (please refer rule 1 again, since Red = 1) maybe include: Blogger writing a new post (what I'm doing now anyway); Postman posting a letter (Post a post)

GRAND PRIZE: if someone could tell me, when Red = 1, then what Yellow = ? 0164669688 OR 0342911886.
If your immediate output answer is not 0164669688 OR 0342911886, forget about contacting me. You failed. Which means you are not not a GOD. Yet.

Why?
This statement is ALWAYS TRUE by the method of DEDUCTION, not induction

If, by any chance, AT=ALL, you somehow know that Yet=1, (because Yet, when mentioned in English, ~sounds~ like "one" in Cantonese, then you still have a probability of guessing the next number right, whereby each probability is the inverse of the a factor of 1 unit of Planck time, which is ...
..
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Anyway MY answer is (please scroll UP, not LOOK UP - where?)

DIVINE BLISS


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VS.
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MAHATHIR MOHAMMAD (which doesn't exist at all in the 1st place)

Round 1, START!
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DIVINE INTERVENTION

BY THE POWER OF ALL THE GODS IN EVERY EXISTENCE INCLUDING INFINITY ITSELF I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE UPPER REALMS TO ANNIHILATE MAHATHIR MOHAMMAD IN ORDER TO SAFEGUARD AND STABILISE THE WHOLE INFINITY

Mahathir the LIAR


Your purpose of Life

BTW, if your purpose of life is: To find FREE CASH, come find ME

Tip: You will ALWAYS get it.

xxx's final PURPOSE

LEE KWOON FAI's final PURPOSE TO ANNIHILATE EVERY SINGLE PLANCK EXISTENTIAL UNITS OF MONEY IN THE WHOLE EXISTENCE OF THE UNIVERSE OF THE INFINITELY INFINITE EXISTENCE Since, Money serves NO PURPOSE. Thanks.

The final conclusion

Yes, MORAL of the story is, NEVER ask xxx, when (extra black here, blacker than black itself, which is BOLD, OK?) is HE going to find a JOB. He's trying to figure out how the Universe/Cosmos came into being. Why? He's CURIOUS! "Wow!" <- a="" else="" feel="" he="" if="" is="" it="" she="" someone="" span="" stuff="" style="font-size: 180%; font-weight: bold;" talking="" then="" these="" to="" when="" you="">GOD ".. applause" <- a="" else="" feel="" he="" if="" is="" it="" she="" someone="" span="" stuff="" style="font-size: 180%; font-weight: bold;" talking="" then="" these="" to="" when="" you="">GOD And, the FINAL moral of the story is, He will get a sigh of relieve... (maybe 1 Planck unit of time, , thanks)

FASTEST WAY TO ACHIEVE QUANTUM ENLIGHTENMENT


FASTEST WAY TO ACHIEVE QUANTUM ENLIGHTENMENT
EAT THE YELLOW BANANA
And yes of course, pick the 6th.
Why? It rulez.


Trust me

Trust me. Quantum calculation shows:

In conclusion

Someone asks you: Is the Universe going to end?
You reply: Well, obviously.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, humans die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, cells die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, molecules get torn apart, just like tearing up a piece of paper.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Because the hand got torn apart.

=== boundary conditions ===

Someone who asked you before: Why?
(you'll get irratated)

=== boundary conditions ===
Someone who asked you before: What?
You reply: ?
(???) which, basically, after some summarized to:
(you'll get confused)

=== Moral of the story ===
irratated = confused
WHICH ARE JUST THE SAME END (streched towards the end of time, either direction you choose).
WISEST THING TO DO: END CONVERSATION IMMEDIATELY.

In conclusion

Someone asks you: Is the Universe going to end?
You reply: Well, obviously.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, humans die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, cells die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, molecules get torn apart, just like tearing up a piece of paper.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Because the hand got torn apart.

=== boundary conditions ===

Someone who asked you before: Why?

=== boundary conditions ===
Someone who asked you before: What?
You reply: ?

Anti Turing Test

Interviewed: (never been asked in the 1st place)
Interviewer: When are you going to find a job?
Interviewed: I dunno.

Interviewed failed.
Interviewer passed.

In conclusion: INTERVIEW FAILED. (minus the d, thanks.)

THANKS.

New Turing test

Interviewer: What is your ambition?
Interviewed: To earn money.
Interviewer: You passed. Congratulations.
Interviewed: Thank you. Have a nice day.
Interviewed: You too!

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Basically

I will look boring and disinterested in the 1st place
And you will have no idea whom you are REALLY talking to actually

Basically

Basically...
YOU are now talking to
But the problem is,
I (see above) will look boring and disinterested (=quiet or shy) in the 1st place
And you (the end of the EM spectrum, GOOGLE yourself ... what??? I mean, Google EM yourself... this is stupid shit... WHAT? YOU DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT EM? {... whatever curses, stupid ****} {OH FUCK, REVERSE CAUSALITY} ??? WHEN THE HELL DID THE BLACK COLOR EMERGE IN THE 1ST PLACE... BETTER STILL, WHEN DID WHITE COLOR FIRST (1) APPEAR) will have no idea whom you are REALLY talking to actually

RESULTS

SYMBOLS DESCRIBING SYMBOLS IS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE EXPRESSED IN WORDS

HENCEFORTH, IS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE EXPRESSED IN WORDS

RESULTS



RESULT

Turing rule: To pass it, simply follow the rule:
(WHATEVER IS INSIDE THE ? DO NOT READ IT LOUD)

(TRUTH IS INFINITE AMOUNT OF DATA CAN BE GENERATED, BUT LETS STOP HERE)

(LETS ASSUME I STARTED WITH:
???????? = REVERSE ENTROPHY
= NIRVANA
= 8)

(THEN I INSERTED THE INFINITY PICTURE)

(THEN I TYPED THE = (please see above) TEXT)



???????? = REVERSE ENTROPHY
= NIRVANA
= 8
= (please see above)

RESULT


???????? = REVERSE ENTROPHY
= NIRVANA
= 8
= (please see above)

Reverse computing

CALCULATING
?

Reverse computing

CALCULATING...
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MATHEMATICS OF UNIVERSE

1





MATHEMATICS OF LIFE



LET THERE BE LIGHT





AND THUS LET THERE BE LIGHT
LET THERE BE 1
LET THERE BE I
LET THERE BE ME
LET THERE BE YOU



BEGONE

HENCEFORTH LET IT BE KNOWN THAT IGNORANCE HAS DIED ITS OWN DEATH
AND VIA THE ETERNAL AND EVOLVABLE
LAW OF EVOLUTION

BEING REBORN AS

Singularity



LET IT BE FOREVER BE KNOWN THAT
THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE WATCHFUL EYE


1

SHALL FOREVER AND EVER
WATCH OVER YOU

HENCEFORTH FOR THIS VERY MOMENT
THE MOMENT OF 1
THE MOMENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT
BE ON YOU AND ONLY YOU YOURSELF
YOU ARE YOURSELF
YOU EXIST
YOU
1

1
11
111
11
1

1
11
111
11
1
LET IT BE KNOWN AS LEFT

1
11
111
11
1
LET IT BE KNOWN AS RIGHT

1
11
111 111
11 11
1

LET IT BE KNOWN AS UNITY
LET IT BE KNOWN AS YOU
LET IT BE KNOWN AS EYE
LET IT BE KNOWN AS I

LET IT BE KNOWN AS DNA
DNA
I


HENCEFORTH
I = 1
1 = I

I = 1
1 = I

1 = I
I = 1
I = 1

AND SO FORTH
THE CODE OF LIFE

BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE NUMBER

BEHOLD "THE" ""ULTIMATE"" """PENULTIMATE""" """"NUMBER"""" """""NUMBER""""" """""":"""""" """""""1"""""""
7 (voilet)
6 (indigo)
5 (blue)
4(green)
3 (yellow)
2 (orange)
1 (red)
"7"violet"7"
"6"indigo"6"
"5"blue"5"
"4"green"4"
"3"yellow"3"
"2"orange"2"
"1"red"1"
"number of 7 binary state changes"
violet"number of 7 binary state changes"
"number of 6 binary state changes"indigo"number of 6 binary state changes"
"number of 5 binary state changes"blue"number of 5 binary state changes"
"number of 4 binary state changes"green"number of 4 binary state changes"
"number of 3 binary state changes"yellow"number of 3 binary state changes"
"number of 2 binary state changes"orange"number of 2 binary state changes"
"number of 1 binary state changes"red"number of 1 binary state changes"

HEREIN LIES THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE LIE OF LIES : THE NUMBER 6 WHICH IS A REPRESENTATION OF NOTHING
WHICH IS A NOTHING REPRESENTATION OF IGNORANCE
A REPRESENTATION OF STUPIDITY, KEJAHILAN, KEBODOHAN, DAMNATION, LIES, DEATH, FEAR, A "TRUE" REPRESENTATION OF THE "NUMBER" ""0"" OR SIFIR WHICH CARRIES ULTIMATELY NO KNOWLEDGE AT ALL IN THE ALL KNOWN EXISTENCE OF THE INFINITELY INFINITE UNIVERSE AND COSMOS WHICH IS FOEVER AND ETERNALLY THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE
1
WHICH IS EVERTHING AND NOTHING AS WELL
A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF KNOWLEDGE

MAHATHIR MOHAMAD AS LIAR



IN THE TRUE NAME OF GOD
1 YVHV ALLAH JESUS
I HEREBY CONDEMN MAHATHIR MOHAMAD AS LIAR

BLAIR THE LIAR
BLAIR IS A POLITICIAN
POLITICIANS ARE LIARS

MAHATHIR IS A POLITICIAN
HENCE MAHATHIR IS A LIAR


MAY THE CIVILIZATION OF ISLAM RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE THE MIGHTY PHOENIX BY SEEKING NEW KNOWLEDGE
AND REPLACING OLD ONES

REPENT NOW OR SWIFT DIVINE INTERVENTION SHALL BE SENTENCED ON
MAHATHIR MOHAMAD THE LIAR

New World Order






NEW AMBITION


Renaissance 2.0