Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
I AM THE VIOLATOR OF 2nd law of thermodynamics
I AM MYSELF MY OWN VIOLATOR OF 2ND LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS, IDIOTS!
11:11
GOD strength Turing test
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Putting Charcoal inside Ang Pow
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-LKF, can't sign here physically though. Sorry.
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Putting Charcoal inside Ang Pow
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-LKF, can't sign here physically though. Sorry.
Joke of the day (TODAY)
Well, actually it's...
Tadaa...
Joke of the (Planck's) day
Tadaa...
Joke of the (Planck's) day
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Some impossible facts: (which is impossible)
Deduction defeats induction
True facts: (which are true)
Geniuses DO NOT exist NOW, at this very MOMENT
.. and where is the UNDERLINE button?
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THE END.
Some impossible facts: (which is impossible)
Deduction defeats induction
True facts: (which are true)
Geniuses DO NOT exist NOW, at this very MOMENT
.. and where is the UNDERLINE button?
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THE END.
New commandment

New commandment (it's just 1 only) from the... upper realms (to take a peek, just click me)...
1. Post a post (please refer rule number 2) about 3 most beautiful picture (not pictures, since its 3 in 1)
2. Depending on your persepective, Post a post (please refer rule 1 again, since Red = 1) maybe include: Blogger writing a new post (what I'm doing now anyway); Postman posting a letter (Post a post)
GRAND PRIZE: if someone could tell me, when Red = 1, then what Yellow = ? 0164669688 OR 0342911886.
If your immediate output answer is not 0164669688 OR 0342911886, forget about contacting me. You failed. Which means you are not not a GOD. Yet.
Why?
This statement is ALWAYS TRUE by the method of DEDUCTION, not induction
If, by any chance, AT=ALL, you somehow know that Yet=1, (because Yet, when mentioned in English, ~sounds~ like "one" in Cantonese, then you still have a probability of guessing the next number right, whereby each probability is the inverse of the a factor of 1 unit of Planck time, which is

..
.
Anyway MY answer is (please scroll UP, not LOOK UP - where?)
DIVINE INTERVENTION
BY THE POWER OF ALL THE GODS IN EVERY EXISTENCE INCLUDING INFINITY ITSELF I SUMMON THE POWER OF THE UPPER REALMS TO ANNIHILATE MAHATHIR MOHAMMAD IN ORDER TO SAFEGUARD AND STABILISE THE WHOLE INFINITY
xxx's final PURPOSE
LEE KWOON FAI's final PURPOSE
TO ANNIHILATE EVERY SINGLE PLANCK EXISTENTIAL UNITS OF MONEY IN THE WHOLE EXISTENCE OF THE UNIVERSE OF THE INFINITELY INFINITE EXISTENCE
Since, Money serves NO PURPOSE.
Thanks.
The final conclusion
Yes, MORAL of the story is,
NEVER ask xxx, when (extra black here, blacker than black itself, which is BOLD, OK?) is HE going to find a JOB.
He's trying to figure out how the Universe/Cosmos came into being.
Why?
He's CURIOUS!
"Wow!" <- a="" else="" feel="" he="" if="" is="" it="" she="" someone="" span="" stuff="" style="font-size: 180%; font-weight: bold;" talking="" then="" these="" to="" when="" you="">GOD
".. applause" <- a="" else="" feel="" he="" if="" is="" it="" she="" someone="" span="" stuff="" style="font-size: 180%; font-weight: bold;" talking="" then="" these="" to="" when="" you="">GOD
And, the FINAL moral of the story is,
He will get a sigh of relieve...
(maybe 1 Planck unit of time,
, thanks)

FASTEST WAY TO ACHIEVE QUANTUM ENLIGHTENMENT

FASTEST WAY TO ACHIEVE QUANTUM ENLIGHTENMENT
EAT THE YELLOW BANANA
And yes of course, pick the 6th.
Why? It rulez.
Trust me
Trust me. Quantum calculation shows:
In conclusion
Someone asks you: Is the Universe going to end?You reply: Well, obviously.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, humans die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, cells die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, molecules get torn apart, just like tearing up a piece of paper.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Because the hand got torn apart.
=== boundary conditions ===
Someone who asked you before: Why?
(you'll get irratated)
=== boundary conditions ===
Someone who asked you before: What?
You reply: ?
(???) which, basically, after some summarized to:
(you'll get confused)
=== Moral of the story ===
irratated = confused
WHICH ARE JUST THE SAME END (streched towards the end of time, either direction you choose).
WISEST THING TO DO: END CONVERSATION IMMEDIATELY.
In conclusion
Someone asks you: Is the Universe going to end?
You reply: Well, obviously.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, humans die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, cells die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, molecules get torn apart, just like tearing up a piece of paper.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Because the hand got torn apart.
=== boundary conditions ===
Someone who asked you before: Why?
=== boundary conditions ===
Someone who asked you before: What?
You reply: ?
You reply: Well, obviously.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, humans die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, cells die.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Well, molecules get torn apart, just like tearing up a piece of paper.
Someone who asked you before: Why?
You reply: Because the hand got torn apart.
=== boundary conditions ===
Someone who asked you before: Why?
=== boundary conditions ===
Someone who asked you before: What?
You reply: ?
Anti Turing Test
Interviewed: (never been asked in the 1st place)
Interviewer: When are you going to find a job?
Interviewed: I dunno.
Interviewed failed.
Interviewer passed.
In conclusion: INTERVIEW FAILED. (minus the d, thanks.)
THANKS.
Interviewer: When are you going to find a job?
Interviewed: I dunno.
Interviewed failed.
Interviewer passed.
In conclusion: INTERVIEW FAILED. (minus the d, thanks.)
THANKS.
New Turing test
Interviewer: What is your ambition?
Interviewed: To earn money.
Interviewer: You passed. Congratulations.
Interviewed: Thank you. Have a nice day.
Interviewed: You too!
...
..
.
Interviewed: To earn money.
Interviewer: You passed. Congratulations.
Interviewed: Thank you. Have a nice day.
Interviewed: You too!
...
..
.
Basically
I will look boring and disinterested in the 1st place
And you will have no idea whom you are REALLY talking to actually
And you will have no idea whom you are REALLY talking to actually
Basically
Basically...
YOU are now talking to
But the problem is,
I (see above) will look boring and disinterested (=quiet or shy) in the 1st place
And you (the end of the EM spectrum, GOOGLE yourself ... what??? I mean, Google EM yourself... this is stupid shit... WHAT? YOU DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT EM? {... whatever curses, stupid ****} {OH FUCK, REVERSE CAUSALITY} ??? WHEN THE HELL DID THE BLACK COLOR EMERGE IN THE 1ST PLACE... BETTER STILL, WHEN DID WHITE COLOR FIRST (1) APPEAR) will have no idea whom you are REALLY talking to actually

I (see above) will look boring and disinterested (=quiet or shy) in the 1st place
And you (the end of the EM spectrum, GOOGLE yourself ... what??? I mean, Google EM yourself... this is stupid shit... WHAT? YOU DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT EM? {... whatever curses, stupid ****} {OH FUCK, REVERSE CAUSALITY} ??? WHEN THE HELL DID THE BLACK COLOR EMERGE IN THE 1ST PLACE... BETTER STILL, WHEN DID WHITE COLOR FIRST (1) APPEAR) will have no idea whom you are REALLY talking to actually
RESULTS
SYMBOLS DESCRIBING SYMBOLS IS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE EXPRESSED IN WORDS
HENCEFORTH,
IS BASICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BE EXPRESSED IN WORDS
HENCEFORTH,

RESULT
Turing rule: To pass it, simply follow the rule:
(WHATEVER IS INSIDE THE ? DO NOT READ IT LOUD)
(WHATEVER IS INSIDE THE ? DO NOT READ IT LOUD)
(TRUTH IS INFINITE AMOUNT OF DATA CAN BE GENERATED, BUT LETS STOP HERE)
(LETS ASSUME I STARTED WITH:
???????? = REVERSE ENTROPHY
= NIRVANA
= 8)
(THEN I INSERTED THE INFINITY PICTURE)
(THEN I TYPED THE = (please see above) TEXT)
???????? = REVERSE ENTROPHY
= NIRVANA
= 8
= (please see above)
Singularity
LET IT BE FOREVER BE KNOWN THAT
THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE WATCHFUL EYE
THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE WATCHFUL EYE
1
SHALL FOREVER AND EVER
WATCH OVER YOU
HENCEFORTH FOR THIS VERY MOMENT
THE MOMENT OF 1
THE MOMENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT
BE ON YOU AND ONLY YOU YOURSELF
YOU ARE YOURSELF
YOU EXIST
YOU
1
1
11
111
11
1
1
11
111
11
1
LET IT BE KNOWN AS LEFT
1
11
111
11
1
LET IT BE KNOWN AS RIGHT
1
11
111 111
11 11
1
LET IT BE KNOWN AS UNITY
LET IT BE KNOWN AS YOU
LET IT BE KNOWN AS EYE
LET IT BE KNOWN AS I
LET IT BE KNOWN AS DNA
DNA
I
HENCEFORTH
I = 1
1 = I
I = 1
1 = I
1 = I
I = 1
I = 1
AND SO FORTH
THE CODE OF LIFE
THE MOMENT OF 1
THE MOMENT OF ENLIGHTENMENT
BE ON YOU AND ONLY YOU YOURSELF
YOU ARE YOURSELF
YOU EXIST
YOU
1
1
11
111
11
1
1
11
111
11
1
LET IT BE KNOWN AS LEFT
1
11
111
11
1
LET IT BE KNOWN AS RIGHT
1
11
111 111
11 11
1
LET IT BE KNOWN AS UNITY
LET IT BE KNOWN AS YOU
LET IT BE KNOWN AS EYE
LET IT BE KNOWN AS I
LET IT BE KNOWN AS DNA
DNA
I
HENCEFORTH
I = 1
1 = I
I = 1
1 = I
1 = I
I = 1
I = 1
AND SO FORTH
THE CODE OF LIFE
BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE NUMBER
BEHOLD "THE" ""ULTIMATE"" """PENULTIMATE""" """"NUMBER"""" """""NUMBER""""" """""":"""""" """""""1"""""""
7 (voilet)
6 (indigo)
5 (blue)
4(green)
3 (yellow)
2 (orange)
1 (red)
"7"violet"7"
"6"indigo"6"
"5"blue"5"
"4"green"4"
"3"yellow"3"
"2"orange"2"
"1"red"1"
"number of 7 binary state changes"violet"number of 7 binary state changes"
"number of 6 binary state changes"indigo"number of 6 binary state changes"
"number of 5 binary state changes"blue"number of 5 binary state changes"
"number of 4 binary state changes"green"number of 4 binary state changes"
"number of 3 binary state changes"yellow"number of 3 binary state changes"
"number of 2 binary state changes"orange"number of 2 binary state changes"
"number of 1 binary state changes"red"number of 1 binary state changes"
HEREIN LIES THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE LIE OF LIES : THE NUMBER 6 WHICH IS A REPRESENTATION OF NOTHING
WHICH IS A NOTHING REPRESENTATION OF IGNORANCE
A REPRESENTATION OF STUPIDITY, KEJAHILAN, KEBODOHAN, DAMNATION, LIES, DEATH, FEAR, A "TRUE" REPRESENTATION OF THE "NUMBER" ""0"" OR SIFIR WHICH CARRIES ULTIMATELY NO KNOWLEDGE AT ALL IN THE ALL KNOWN EXISTENCE OF THE INFINITELY INFINITE UNIVERSE AND COSMOS WHICH IS FOEVER AND ETERNALLY THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE
1
WHICH IS EVERTHING AND NOTHING AS WELL
A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF KNOWLEDGE
7 (voilet)
6 (indigo)
5 (blue)
4(green)
3 (yellow)
2 (orange)
1 (red)
"7"violet"7"
"6"indigo"6"
"5"blue"5"
"4"green"4"
"3"yellow"3"
"2"orange"2"
"1"red"1"
"number of 7 binary state changes"violet"number of 7 binary state changes"
"number of 6 binary state changes"indigo"number of 6 binary state changes"
"number of 5 binary state changes"blue"number of 5 binary state changes"
"number of 4 binary state changes"green"number of 4 binary state changes"
"number of 3 binary state changes"yellow"number of 3 binary state changes"
"number of 2 binary state changes"orange"number of 2 binary state changes"
"number of 1 binary state changes"red"number of 1 binary state changes"
HEREIN LIES THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE LIE OF LIES : THE NUMBER 6 WHICH IS A REPRESENTATION OF NOTHING
WHICH IS A NOTHING REPRESENTATION OF IGNORANCE
A REPRESENTATION OF STUPIDITY, KEJAHILAN, KEBODOHAN, DAMNATION, LIES, DEATH, FEAR, A "TRUE" REPRESENTATION OF THE "NUMBER" ""0"" OR SIFIR WHICH CARRIES ULTIMATELY NO KNOWLEDGE AT ALL IN THE ALL KNOWN EXISTENCE OF THE INFINITELY INFINITE UNIVERSE AND COSMOS WHICH IS FOEVER AND ETERNALLY THE ULTIMATE PENULTIMATE
1
WHICH IS EVERTHING AND NOTHING AS WELL
A TRUE REPRESENTATION OF KNOWLEDGE
MAHATHIR MOHAMAD AS LIAR



IN THE TRUE NAME OF GOD
1 YVHV ALLAH JESUS
I HEREBY CONDEMN MAHATHIR MOHAMAD AS LIAR
BLAIR THE LIAR
BLAIR IS A POLITICIAN
POLITICIANS ARE LIARS
MAHATHIR IS A POLITICIAN
HENCE MAHATHIR IS A LIAR
MAY THE CIVILIZATION OF ISLAM RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE THE MIGHTY PHOENIX BY SEEKING NEW KNOWLEDGE AND REPLACING OLD ONES
REPENT NOW OR SWIFT DIVINE INTERVENTION SHALL BE SENTENCED ON MAHATHIR MOHAMAD THE LIAR
1 YVHV ALLAH JESUS
I HEREBY CONDEMN MAHATHIR MOHAMAD AS LIAR
BLAIR THE LIAR
BLAIR IS A POLITICIAN
POLITICIANS ARE LIARS
MAHATHIR IS A POLITICIAN
HENCE MAHATHIR IS A LIAR
MAY THE CIVILIZATION OF ISLAM RISE FROM THE ASHES LIKE THE MIGHTY PHOENIX BY SEEKING NEW KNOWLEDGE AND REPLACING OLD ONES
REPENT NOW OR SWIFT DIVINE INTERVENTION SHALL BE SENTENCED ON MAHATHIR MOHAMAD THE LIAR
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